Maybe I shouldn't tell this story, and I apologize in advance for those of you who may be offended. But today, when I heard this story, I was uncontrollably laughing at my desk. And this is a huge feat, mostly because I sit next to my boss, his boss and the head of new business for my office. So overall, I try to keep it down.
That said, my boss is on vacation and my bike is currently parked in his office. PHOTO Op... but I can't bring myself to do it.
So I am catching up with a friend from NOLA (New Orleans, LA), who recently made a large jewelry purchase. We exchange the usual 'sharing-news-between-friends-pleasantries, "oh, that is awesome, congratulations!" etc.
And finally, Goober, (his name for purposes of this discussions) says, "Do you want to hear a funny story?" And I say, "Of course!" And he goes into, "A few nights ago, Sam (his gf) and I were sleeping back-to-back and apparently, I let out a huge five-second fart. It was so forceful that it made Sam's boxers ruffle and it woke her up!"
(I am snorting and laughing at my computer. Because this is sooo Goober.)
And he proceeds, when he knows I am now crying from laughing so hard, "You know, she tried to wake me up. But I was completely passed out. So the next morning she said to me, 'You realize you farted so hard last night it ruffled my boxers and woke me up?'"
Goober, starting to crack-up says "and HP, swear, I had no idea my farts were that powerful!"
(I am gasping for air and now have the Admin assistant asking me what the hell is so damn funny.)
And Goober says, laughing "She actually said, 'You ruffled my boxers!' "
That said, my boss is on vacation and my bike is currently parked in his office. PHOTO Op... but I can't bring myself to do it.
So I am catching up with a friend from NOLA (New Orleans, LA), who recently made a large jewelry purchase. We exchange the usual 'sharing-news-between-friends-pleasantries, "oh, that is awesome, congratulations!" etc.
And finally, Goober, (his name for purposes of this discussions) says, "Do you want to hear a funny story?" And I say, "Of course!" And he goes into, "A few nights ago, Sam (his gf) and I were sleeping back-to-back and apparently, I let out a huge five-second fart. It was so forceful that it made Sam's boxers ruffle and it woke her up!"
(I am snorting and laughing at my computer. Because this is sooo Goober.)
And he proceeds, when he knows I am now crying from laughing so hard, "You know, she tried to wake me up. But I was completely passed out. So the next morning she said to me, 'You realize you farted so hard last night it ruffled my boxers and woke me up?'"
Goober, starting to crack-up says "and HP, swear, I had no idea my farts were that powerful!"
(I am gasping for air and now have the Admin assistant asking me what the hell is so damn funny.)
And Goober says, laughing "She actually said, 'You ruffled my boxers!' "
I am so happy for them... they are the real deal, obviously! HP
1 comment:
i bought jewelry for a girl once. it was a ring.it had a gorgeous diamond shaped grape flavored lolipop on it...she ate it and left me forever
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